48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
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Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?
** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**
• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry
• The Oatmeal - funny web comics
• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….
• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious
• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.
• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says
• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here
• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old
• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics
• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little
• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great
And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility
omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester
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it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone
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I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
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every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person.
ALL OF YOU.
no limit, no one skipped. EVERY PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.
DON’T ASK WHY, IT’LL MAKE SENSE LATER
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
Just wait…it’ll all make sense.
I REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I AM CURIOUS. I AM WAITING
I REBLOGGED AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER
I reblogged as a joke and i swear that it happened five minutes later omg
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